Boyfriend Advice
K, so i was babysitting tonight. there was a 3rd grader, a 2nd grader, and a 1st grader. the 2nd grader - justin - asked me what grade i was in. i told him i was a senior in college. he asked me what that was. i told him i was about to graduate w/ a degree and have a real job. he said, then you'll get married and have babies... i told him i needed a boyfriend to do that. i thought he went off to play, but he came back downstairs about 15 minutes later w/ a letter he wrote me. I'm putting it word for word down to the missed periods:
Dear mrss kim
you are a good baby sitter but I have been thinking about your problem you don't have a boy friend you should try the cheerleader team that will get a boy friend or you could try dressing up as a cheerleader that might work. Or if you don't want a boy friend you could dress up in a ghost costume and every body would think you are a freak.
HOW FREAKIN' CUTE IS THAT?! i laughed my head off and showed his parents when they got home! i'm keeping this forever. i'm gonna read it at my wedding... once i go get me a boyfriend by putting on a cheerleader uniform! haha! just thought i'd enlighten y'all and pass the advice on to my single girls too!
Dear mrss kim
you are a good baby sitter but I have been thinking about your problem you don't have a boy friend you should try the cheerleader team that will get a boy friend or you could try dressing up as a cheerleader that might work. Or if you don't want a boy friend you could dress up in a ghost costume and every body would think you are a freak.
HOW FREAKIN' CUTE IS THAT?! i laughed my head off and showed his parents when they got home! i'm keeping this forever. i'm gonna read it at my wedding... once i go get me a boyfriend by putting on a cheerleader uniform! haha! just thought i'd enlighten y'all and pass the advice on to my single girls too!
1 Comments:
So that's how you get a boyrfriend. We've been trying all the wrong methods for years now.
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